Fail So Hard

Some people's fails are so impressive, it's almost as if they had won. 17 People Who Failed So Hard They Almost Won This woman probably should not have gone tanning around this dog. Some fails are just truly tremendous. OMG Lots of people love their country. Only a few love it enough to get their country tattooed on their body. WTF How often do hotels really clean their rooms? We found a hotel chain's cleaning guide, and it's pretty shocking. WIN These female bodybuilders are incredible. They could kick your butt while wearing heels. FTW As if you need more reason to love guacamole: avocado, along with these other foods, actually reduces anxiety. LOL Sex can be confusing, but these stock photos are here for you. They really do explain everything you need to know. NOM You need more spice in your life. Everything is more mouthwatering with a bit of sriracha. LOL And lastly: When you're a parent, you've got to tell a few white lies. Here are some of the funniest things parents have lied to their children about. Get more stories on BuzzFeed What's hot on BuzzFeed? This BuzzFeed email was sent to dwyld.kwu.2wm8d4lq0e7c@blogger.com | Unsubscribe Did a friend forward you this email? Sign up to get BuzzFeed in your inbox BuzzFeed, Inc. 200 Fifth Ave, 8th Floor, New York, NY 10010