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No matter how carefully you plan your goals they will never be more that pipe dreams unless you pursue them with gusto. --- W. Clement Stone
Friday, September 28, 2012
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This Week's Most Popular Posts: September 22nd to 28th
September 28th, 2012Top StoryThis Week's Most Popular Posts: September 22nd to 28th
Top 10 Secret Features of iOS 6Apple released iOS 6 this week, bringing a handful of new features to iPhones, iPads, and iPod touches. While they defined many of the flagship features, several were left unsaid. More » Clear Your Sinuses in 20 Seconds with Your Tongue and Your ThumbBlocked sinuses are no fun, especially when the problem frequently requires taking a pill. Redditor gymfork points to a clever acupressure method that can solve the problem in just 20 seconds: More » Silence Your iPhone with Do Not Disturb and iOS 6's New Phone FeaturesThe release of iOS 6 brings a few handy new features to help you manage your notifications. For anyone who has received a late night text message disturbing their sleep, or accidentally received a dumb phone call in the middle of a meeting, the new Do Not Disturb feature is a lifesaver. More » How to Opt Out of Facebook's Newest Attempts to Track Everything You Do, Even OfflineFacebook has started working with a data mining service to pair together your email address and other information stored on Facebook with advertising products to see what (and if) you're clicking on ads. More » Five Best Alarm ClocksThe best alarm clock is the one that wakes you up, right? If that's the case, how to you choose the best alarm clocks from the worst ones? Whether you just use your smartphone to wake you, or you prefer a specific make and model with multiple alarms and gentle-waking features, this week we're... More » Make Your Old Phone Feel Like New This WeekendSo you've gotten off the upgrade treadmill, but you're still a little jealous of all those people getting the new iPhone 5. Or maybe your Galaxy S II doesn't feel as shiny when the new Galaxy S III is making big waves. More » How to Find the Best TV Set Top Box and Ditch Cable Once and For AllCable TV is a thing of the past. Nowadays downloading, streaming, and ripping your TV is the best way to watch, but not everyone wants a complicated home built media center. More » How to Fix Food That's Too SaltyKitchen mis-measurers and victims of loosened salt-shakers, rejoice! There is a cure to your oversalted dish. The kitchen cats at Stack Exchange offer techniques to unsalt your overseasoned foods. More » The Best Way to Set Up and Organize Your DeskA cluttered, unorganized desk can sap your energy and make you less productive. To get more out of your workspace, check out the in-depth guide to setting up your desk (including what to put on your desktop and in your desk drawers) from What's Best Next. More » |
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How To Stop Spoilers from Ruining TV for Everybody
September 28th, 2012Top StoryHow To Stop Spoilers from Ruining TV for Everybody
Does anyone have any right to just say "spoiler alert," and then blithely spill the beans? According to Neilsen numbers, Americans spend 5 hours watching TV shows on the Internet alone, with smartphone, tablet, and DVR use up across the board. One major cable provider I spoke to expects 25 billion on demand views this year, up five billion from last year. That's a lot of people who are choosing to watch things whenever they want, instead of when networks dictate. And this is old news. Time-shifters have gone mainstream, and the convenience is good for all of us. Unfortunately, we're still living with last century's spoiler etiquette. Those of us using Apple TV or a cable box to catch up on a Breaking Bad episode that aired last week—or last month—are at the mercy of those who watched it the night it aired. People who watch ASAP want to discuss ASAP, spoilers be damned. Deaths? Sex? Betrayals? Our friends will chatter about these things, online and off, without any regard for the time-shifters. Time-shifters are treated as a second class, just because they've used a modern convenience, like good modern humans. The live-watchers don't care about spoiling your show—you chose to watch it later! But the live-watchers have to learn to live in peace with the time-shifters. The groups needs to reconcile. We just need to find some common ground. Here is my proposal: You get one week.Here's the deal for anyone lagging behind the live schedule: You get one week. If you're watching a show via DVR, the internet, the cloud, the valley, whatever—anything that's not live—you have a Seven Day Grace Period of protection. That's the statute of limitations. Catch up in peace. Your friends can't fault you. You can't get any crap for it. And you certainly can't be told what happened. People have to respect the fact that you're going to watch on your own schedule—but that schedule expires in seven days. After that, it's open season: Anyone who's seen the show can talk about it as much as they want. This is the best compromise we're all going to get. Twitter is off limits.Twitter is a wide open broadcast. You're talking to everyone and no one at once, and even if you're @-ing someone, it's all too possible for someone to stumble upon your spoilers. And besides—Twitter is great for a lot of things, but long plot discussions are not one of those things. Particularly with multiple people, Twitter is an awful place to have a long, earnest talk. Feel free to vaguely allude to things—"Wow, crazy ending on Walking Dead tonight! I almost threw up!" is okay. But "WALTER WHITE JUST DIED ON BREAKING BAD" is not okay. Click to view If it's off the air, no mercy.Any show that's no longer being broadcast live, ever, has no protection. There are no spoiler alerts for The Wire, just like there are no spoiler alerts for King Lear. Yes, do say "spoiler alert."Even if you don't say spoiler alert verbatim—and you probably shouldn't IRL, or you'll sound like a mammoth nerd—use courtesy in mixed company and preface conversation about recent episodes. It'll give anyone who hasn't caught up, even outside the Seven Day Grace Period, to put on headphones or take a bathroom break. User Manual is Gizmodo's guide to etiquette. It appears as if by magic every Friday. | From Our SponsorTop Stories
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