 | Clippers star Chris Paul suffered a nasal fracture last week, and has been forced to join Kobe Bryant in wearing a mask as he plays. His son was jealous so Chris made him a mask out of a paper plate. Thanks to the magic of Photoshop you can now wear that awesome mask. |
 | You're a professional athlete playing in New York City, you've lost six straight games, and everything with your catch phrase on it is marked down 50% at the Times Square Duane Reade. Your popularity is waning at best. |
 | Senator Chuck Grassley is no fan of Ice Road Truckers, Swamp People, or Pawn Stars. |
 | "Do you want to be noticed? Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Sleeve tattoo didn't do the trick? Dubstep bounce remix didn't go viral? Look no further than this bike." |
 | Contract negotiations between Bear Grylls and Discovery have failed. As such, there won't be any new episodes of "Man Vs. Wild." I guess Bear finally decided to demand more money for running around the extreme outdoors, killing/eating animals, and drinking his own piss? |
 | Rate your partner using one of these official charts from 1939 and leave their score in the comments. Then we will be able to judge who is happiest. |
 | This guy really, really loves pizza. |
 | You only hear about chows in the context of Martha Stewart's dog, or being paraded around as panda dogs. This is really just an excuse to stare at exceptionally cute fluffy dogs that deserve a little more internet recognition. |
 | Wait, does this mean SXSW leaked those nude pictures? Why else would she send them this? Also, baby cheetahs are painfully adorable and underage smoking may lead to accidental arson. These and other Buzz that flew under the radar await your clicking pleasure. |
 | Donald Jr. and Eric went on safari in Zimbabwe last year, where they shot everything from an elephant and a civet cat. Fun! And there are grisly photos! Funner! Would you be shocked to learn wildlife groups are not thrilled that a couple of millionaire Trump scions went on an exotic animal killing spree? |
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