5 reasons the Clinton-Biden switcheroo will never happen

THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN 5 reasons the Clinton-Biden switcheroo will never happen The rumor that President Obama will dump Joe Biden from his ticket for Hillary Clinton just won't die. Here's why it should PEOPLE+GOSSIP Reagan's blood and 7 other gross celebrity items sold at auction Some lucky Gipper-phile will walk away with a vial of the late president's blood. That's hardly the only creepy bit of memorabilia auctioned off in recent years 112TH CONGRESS 3 reasons Congress sounds less intelligent than ever Politicians in the House and Senate are speaking at a 10th grade level, down an entire grade level since 2005. But the test used to assess their language may be flawed TECHNOLOGY SceneTap: The creepy app that scans bar-goers' faces Does this new service help people find the most interesting crowds, or is it just another "stalker app"? CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 25 years of wrongful convictions: By the numbers Getting thrown in jail for a crime you didn't commit is a nightmare scenario — one that has been a reality for more than 2,000 Americans since 1989 AIR RAGE The latest outrage-inducing airline fee: $25 for a window seat? Want to make sure your family sits together on your summer vacation? Be prepared to open your wallet AMERICAN IDOL American Idol finale: Should Jessica Sanchez win? The teen belter was outshone by Philip Phillips, a handsome Dave Matthews sound-alike, on Tuesday. But the franchise desperately needs a female winner SEE ALL CARTOONS Mental_floss If you can't smell, can you taste? BuzzFeed How the Internet learned to love Hillary Clinton Slate The Great Gatsby trailer is finally here Newser The number of pro-choice Americans has hit an all-time low Discovery News Watch: Baby penguin meets humans for the first time Weird news photo quiz A meeting of minds. Dolled-up dogs. For each of these five curious images, see if you can choose the answer that correctly completes the photo caption         Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences | privacy policy  Copyright © 2012 The Week, All rights reserved.