Irony, You've Done It Again

It's a black fly in your chardonnay. It's a death row pardon two minutes too late. It's… it's a lot of things. A Fully Ironic Post Full Of Fully Ironic Photos Okay, so Alanis Morissette never sang about a deer hitting you with his car. But maybe she should have. FTW Say what you want about George W. Bush. The man knows how to say thank you to our armed forces. OMG There are a lot of dumb things you can do with fireworks. Please don't do them. WUT No electricity? No problem. FAB It's cold in your office in the summer. So bring one of these amazing 20 sweatshirts to the office. LOL This method of preparing coffee. This golden calculator. And 22 other insanely pretentious things. TL;DR Takeru Kobayashi was once the greatest hot dog eater in the world. So why'd he disappear? NOM You shouldn't go a day without watermelon this summer. All melon, all the time. Get more stories on BuzzFeed What's hot on BuzzFeed? This BuzzFeed Daily was sent to dwyld.kwu.jobhuntportal11@blogger.com | Unsubscribe Did a friend forward you this email? Sign up to get BuzzFeed in your inbox BuzzFeed, Inc. 54 W. 21st St., 11th Floor, New York, NY 10010