Dear Abby's best zingers, The Onion's best Biden parodies, and more

PEOPLE+GOSSIP 13 of Dear Abby's best zingers From the sage to the risqué, the late Pauline Phillips dished out a generation's worth of great one-liners BARACK OBAMA Then and now: Obama's 2009 portrait vs. Obama's 2013 portrait A bigger grin, but more grays... LIFESTYLE 5 ways Lance Armstrong flubbed his Oprah confessional The disgraced cyclist spilled his secrets (not tears) to Oprah Winfrey, but may have botched his public rehabilitation DRINKING IN AMERICA Why is the drinking age 21? The concept that a person becomes a full adult at 21 dates back centuries in English common law DRINKING IN AMERICA The ice cubes that know when you're drunk A high-tech way to maintain a healthy buzz and avoid a massive blackout THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION The 6 best Onion parodies of Joe Biden The gaffe-prone veep has long been the butt of The Onion's jokes. Here's a look at some of the satirical newspaper's best work FROM OUR PARTNERS AT POLITICAL WIRE Is this Congress one of the most inexperienced in history? Nearly 40 percent of House lawmakers have served for less than three years FROM OUR PARTNERS AT NEWSER Mona Lisa sent to outer space via laser The feat represents a major advancement in laser communication SEE ALL CARTOONS SLATE How the NRA promotes gun massacre conspiracy theorists NEWSER Worst cities for bedbugs NEW YORK MAGAZINE Newt Gingrich's Parks and Recreation cameo and 23 more politicians who've played themselves in TV and movies POLITICAL WIRE GOP senator insists Congress will raise debt ceiling SALON Homeless man choked to death after shoplifting toothpaste       Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences | privacy policy  Copyright © 2013 The Week, All rights reserved.