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Babies are basically just tiny drunk people, and these photos are the proof you need. 25 Reasons Why Babies Are Basically Just Tiny Drunk People Ever notice that babies never take "nice" photos? Looks like somebody spiked the milk again. OMG If you bought a Red Bull in the last 12 years, they owe you money. Here's the easy way to get it. FAIL To the person who tweeted that they "want their first daughter to be a girl": Maybe you should stop tweeting for a little while. WIN Let's all agree to retire the word "females" forever. Consider these alternatives instead. LOL There's an alternate ending to "Titanic." It's both real and laughably bad. OMG It's a little early to talk about Thanksgiving, but this is important: You can now make Thanksgiving in a bucket. LOL Aziz Ansari tried hitting on Blake Lively over texts. It really didn't work out. WIN Married life is full of stereotypes. Luckily, reality is a lot less boring. OMG And finally: Evolution is so weird. The truth is, evolution failed so hard, it actually won. Get more stories on BuzzFeed Trending on BuzzFeed This BuzzFeed email was sent to dwyld.kwu.2wm8d4lq0e7c@blogger.com | Unsubscribe Did a friend forward you this email? Sign up to get BuzzFeed in your inbox BuzzFeed, Inc. 200 Fifth Ave, 8th Floor, New York, NY 10010